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Ask what happens if you miss or delay an injection, because the answer involves a plan rather than a shrug and it is better to know it before you start.

Ask your clinician up front how long they would expect to keep going before rethinking the approach. Having a number to hold onto made the repeat appointments much easier to face.

Worth adding, because it is the bit that trips people up: having wart causing types does not rule out also having a high risk type. They are separate types and you can carry more than one at once.

A wart diagnosis is not a statement about your high risk status in either direction, which is exactly why screening is a separate programme rather than something the wart appointment covers. It is not that anyone is being cagey, it is two different questions.

Practical wording, since drafting it is the part that takes people days.

Say what you tested positive for, say they should get checked, offer nothing else. No apology essay, no explanation of how you think it happened, and above all no guess about who gave it to whom. You do not know that and saying it out loud turns a health message into an accusation.

Send it and then put the phone down. You are not obliged to manage their reaction.

If you have symptoms, say so and ask for it specifically. That is the situation where it will be tested for essentially anywhere.

Worth asking the school nurse or your doctor for the local information sheet. It answers the question with local data, which tends to land better than a forum post in a family argument.

The part people skip is the prodrome rule. Shedding is highest around symptoms, so the days either side of an outbreak are where most of the risk sits.

Head lice and pubic lice also do not really colonise each other’s territory, so finding one is not a reason to assume the other.

Get the interpretation in writing. You will be asked about this result for the rest of your life and having a clinician’s written conclusion saves a great deal of repetition.